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One of the things I enjoy most about watching TV during the pre-election day craziness is hearing how crazy some people really are. It’s funny what the elections bring out of people, it’s like the Devil is running against Mother Teresa (and depending on who you support the roles are given out).

People are nuts, and based on that thought I don’t think anyone should be allowed to vote who says something that dumb. It’s an election for the president of the United States, these guys aren’t running for GOD. While they have a lot of power they also have a lot of checks in place to make sure they don’t do anything goofy. I know someone is going to say, “Well what about Bushy and his war in Iraq?” Congress voted to give him the green light and the paper to have that little war. Or “What about the deregulation of mortgage companies?” Again, congress had a HUGE hand in that.

The point here is that when you vote tomorrow, you aren’t just voting for the president, you are voting for a whole slew of people who will probably have more impact on your day to day life than the president. So brush up on your stuff people!

And get ready to watch some AWESOME TV tomorrow! I love how crazy the Pundits and Extreme Right and Left get! It’s the best TV you can watch that comes around 1 time every 4 years (Except the Olympics this year because I think Alicia Sacramone is hot).

Without further ado, here is The Nooge endorses for President:

My write-in Vote for President. Did you see her knock that one nerd out? She’s tough on the issue I care about, knocking nerdy fake frat guys out!

Wait…she’s only 20? Pshhhhhhh who cares, I live in Illinois if the Deomcratic candidate doesn’t win this state then something is seriously wrong with our make up fake votes system!

The Nooge

Am I green? No. In fact I don’t think I ever really cared if I was “Green”. For those of you who are a little bit slow and wonder what I mean by “Green”, being green is:

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- Taking steps to reduce one’s negative effect on the environment.

…So no I am not a “green” person, but it has recently been brought to my attention, by Matt D., that it’s pretty stupid to not want to go a little green. And he’s right, it’s not that I didn’t want to go “green” it’s just that I had no idea how, so I decided to look into it.

You know what I found, you don’t have to take crazy hippie steps to “go green”. In fact all you have to do is take a step in the right direction. And I know I can at least take baby steps at this point to reduce my impact on the environment. For those of you who know me well you know I’m not a hippie, and this normally isn’t the sort of cause that I’d get behind but I’d like to think I’m changing a little bit.

I like driving for cheap, I like saving money, heck I like the fact people can still go outside and sunbathe (really, can you imagine if you couldn’t go outside in the summer and go to the beach and holler at babes??!?!?!?!) This is the exact type of cause that I SHOULD get behind, so I decided that I’m going to do little things to reduce my impact on this planet.

How you ask? Well I checked out my guy Matt’s new website (to be fair Matt D. is kinda like a hippie…that dude is about this stuff, so I checked out his site to be a good guy and to be fair it did change my mind about what I could do to reduce my impact on the environment) and I found some cool stuff I could buy that would save me cash and save the Earth. And honesty, I wouldn’t “go green” at this point if it cost me more in the long run…that isn’t the type of cause that I could get behind…but it saves cash so it’s cool.

Aight, so I hit up www.greenstoreandmore.com (Matt D’s new gig) and decided to do some shopping. Here is what I found, a multi-use batter recharger, that I can use for my Xbox 360, not only will save the Earth, but save me tons of cash at the same time. Dude, if you got a 360 and don’t recharge your stuff you know what I’m talking about, those sticks run through batteries like John Mayer through chicks. And before you say, “well just get one of those USB packs for your 360.” I’m going to say, I want a rechargable pack that I can use for EVERYTHING. The point of trying to go green is to make a small move that saves cash and hopefully makes an impact. I think I found it. The Link: Charge it up son!!! …

And I also found this neat hat:

It’s made of hemp…and it’s recycled…I have no idea what that means, but if it means saving the Earth and looking stylish I’m in.

Look, I’m not asking you to go out and buy crazy stuff and spend money none of us have on crap you don’t want. All I’m saying is don’t fight going green just because it sounds like crazy hippie talk, it really is not a bad idea and can save you a lot of money in the long run. The site is for sure worth checking out, if for no other reason than to just get ideas about what you can do to go green. Oh yeah, it will also keep this going on for generations:

That’s something worth fighting for…

The Nooge

PS: The Home Studio Blogs continue tomorrow!

Let me start of this whole blog extravaganza by saying, I’m not really HUGE into Halloween. In fact, as a kid, Halloween used to really really creep me out, and it didn’t always seem like a great idea to go to some houses for candy.

Ok, with that out of the way I’m going to have to be honest again and say, I’m not going to be a nerd who isn’t going to be awesome for Halloween, love it or hate it I have a reputation to uphold. Last year the plan was for myself and Kenny to go as Bacardi and Cola, who are Bacardi and Cola? Look below:

A great idea right? But due to complaints about typecasting (how come I had to play the white guy?!?!?!) this idea never really came through as good as it could have.

So now I want to do something awesome for Halloween and did some searching on google to see what that old search engine monster could find, and it turns out even google seems to think that Halloween is like the hot chick Olympics.

Let’s be honest here, Halloween is the one time of year when girls actually dress like those chicks you see in movies (you know, the type of movies that Dave has all over his hard drive on his WORK computer, or the ones you are hiding under your bed at this very moment). That’s why we all want to be a part of it, and that’s why you can’t show up to a Halloween party looking like a sucker!

Which brings me to the reason I am writing this blog, I need Halloween costume ideas! I need something great, something that would have been as epic as Bacardi and cola, something that will have a chick turn to me and call me a “shark!”. So I’m open to hearing any ideas you people have, you can leave a comment here, hit me on MySpace, AIM or Email!!!! You can find my AIM on my profile page here on WestSideWill.

If you help me out, or I use your idea I’ll give you something cool (like the chance to be in our next Date the Intern video!?!?!??!), or not so cool. Who knows, but ideas are always welcome, and I’ll post pictures in this blog if I do happen to find an idea I accept.

So get your brains going people!!!!

The Nooge

You had to know it was coming. That’s right folks, someone cracked the code. Somehow, somewhere the formula for record sales and popularity was found.

I imagine this is how it went down in Geffen label headquarters when they stumbled upon the holy grail of the industry:

"Say there Bob I was thinking the other night."

"Bout’ what Jimmy?"

"You know how the Pussy Cat Dolls are super popular right?"

"Of course everyone knows that."

"And they only have one good looking girl in the group."

"Yeah so?"

"I was just thinking…what if we put 4 hot chicks in a group?"

"My God…"

(End Scene)

Which brings us to the newest super(kind of) group yet: Girlicious!!! That’s right fans this group has it all. You know how sometimes when you are watching a Pussy Cat Dolls video you wonder to yourself how 1 hot chick 4 average to below average looking girls make a pop group? Well my friend Girlicious is here to correct all of that. I know what you are about to say, Nooge didn’t PCD kick some guy named Kermit out of their group making them 4 to 5 times better looking? The answer to that is yes, they did kick some CHICK named Carmit out of the group. (You can learn about her here: Carmit Bachar .) And yes the remaining members are much better looking, but still…

Girlicious is a breath of fresh air. I can’t tell you how many times I watch music videos and wonder how much better they would all be if they had hot girls in em’.

You know how when you first saw Britney Spears "Hit Me One More Time" you thought to yourself, yeah she’s hot, but I wish there were like 50 of her and they all stripped down. Well Girlicious has you covered! (Skip to 1:57 if you are impatient)

 

 

I think the fans agree! Just read some of these comments on the video (Which can be found here):

" The song is good but this is to much a Whore central!"

"…they look like strippers"

"…dude who cares thats hotttttttt"

And finally

"… this video look like some cheap porn gone badd"

(Which isn’t true…trust me…)

With all these glowing reviews the next thing you are going to have to know is who exactly is in Girlicious. Well here is the roster with a quick review* of each member by me:

Nichole Cordova: I think she sings or something…no I mean it. I think she might actually have talent which is only a bonus in this group.

Tiffanie Anderson: She also sings and dances.

Chrystina Sayers: My favorite. Why you ask? According to Wikipedia, " Her father is NFL pro-football player Ron Sayers and her uncle is NFL pro-football player Gale Sayers. She is of Jamaican, Irish, Japanese, Native American, and African descent." I’m from Chicago, and she’s related to Gale friggin Sayers! Sorry Ron, this officially makes your daughter the #2 greatest Sayers of all time.

Natalie Mejia: Sings and dances, but wears a shirt in one video that says "Latins do it Better". I think she’s going to have to prove that to me…

*Review of each member was made by watching the above video 10 or so times.

I, for one, want to thank Geffen Records and be the first to say 2008 belongs to Girlicious!

Keep it Mainstream!