We came to a realization tonight during the show, Boomer, Dave and I are all dudes.
Yep.
We are a fairly bright group here at the station and I think this is just another one of those examples. It came about when Boomer was telling a little story about trying his best, as a youngster, to try and talk to some girl he worked with whom he thought was going to be the first Ex Miss K.O. “Boomer” Boomstein.
Long story short:
She was restocking the salt shakers and Boomer said, “Iodized Salt Eh?” and she said “Yeah.” He then said, “Whulp…See you later”. And walked off, thus leaving his best shot on the table which she clearly took a pass on.
It’s with that story in mind we began to wonder…What do chicks think of this sort of stuff? Because we happen to think that they probably have some fairly entertaining stories about guys with really, really bad pick up lines. I’m not talking stupid pick up lines like, “Fat Penguin. What? Oh I just thought I would say something that would break the ice.” I’m talking like really bad, failures, like, “Iodized salt Eh?” Here is why we are wondering what chicks think about all this, we are guys, if the girl was hot and said, “Iodized salt eh?”, I would respond with something like, “Ohhhhh, yeah I love salt…wanna make out?”
So…yeah…on with the contest!
Here is what we want:
Ladies! Submit your best “funny” pick up line story to us here at WestSideWill Radio! If we read your funny story and reaction on the air we will give you a COOL PRIZE! What’s this cool prize you ask?
An autographed picture of Boomer, Dave, and The Nooge! Well…you don’t really have to accept this prize, but if you want one you can have one. I’m not sure I’d want one, but whatever floats your boat.
I will also post all of the great stories in this blog (which gets over 2000 hits a day! Neat.) with your name or whatever other info you want in it (like your myspace/facebook/website/whatever you want to link to). Or if you want to make in anonymous you can do that as well.
Here are the different ways you can submit your funny pick up line failures:
1) Email your story to The Nooge ( TheNooge@WestSideWill.com )
2) Message your story to The Nooge on MySpace (www.myspace.com/boomerthenooge)
3) Message your story to Dave The Intern (www.myspace.com/davetheintern007)
Your story can be as long OR as short as you’d like it to be.
And…
Well nothing. That’s it. It’s not a real complicated thing, we just want to hear what goes through the mind of the ladies when guys drop awesome lines on them like, “Iodized salt eh?”
Any questions or anything get at one of us using the above methods!
Have a great Friday, I’m sick and going to pass out!
The Nooge
