I was thinking about what video to pick today, I mean there were a few choices. I could go with a Lady Gaga Video and just be weirded out by how much more she looks like a dude each and every day (I really think shes starting to look like Johnny Depp did as Willy Wonka) but I decided against that.
Lady Gaga and Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
So yeah…I didn’t do that – I did however decide to break down the video for Jeremiah “I’m a Star”
The Break Down
- :07 Jeremiah points to his watch…seemingly making fun of the watch that has a calculator on it…he’s wrong my friends cool people still rock that Watch…like a certain popular radio DJ…name THE NOOGE!!!
- :22 Wood panel station wagon. That is what pimps drive around my hood…who didn’t know someone with one of those in the early 90′s ?!?!
- :33 FREEZE it at this time and read the nonsense. What they didn’t have the money to at least TRY to make a good fake help wanted ad?!?!?
- :43 …dog with some sort of ear infection. Poor fella.
- :49 …more nonsense in the wanted ad. It’s actually pretty funny how lazy they were. Someone get these guys a word processor stat!!!
- 1:21…I have one of those chains.
- 1:47 I really think they have something with that product – I mean who doesn’t want something to make their chain shine?!?! Bling Now
- 1:57 hahahaha, yeah now that commercial feels real.
- 2:11 Apparently making fun of big Cell Phones…however Zach Morris will forever have everyone beat with the size of his cell phone.
- 2:36 a help wanted ad for playboy mansion oiler. If that’s what I think it is I think we all want that job. The mansion has a TON of doors that squeak. Who cares if “oiler” isn’t a word? I don’t.
- 3:06 – since when did half a hot dog become an unacceptable meal on a date?
- 3:30 a happy ending! He was just dreaming…whew!
Yeah…If you’re like me you’re probably thinking that music video was terrible. I don’t really get what they were shooting for, it could have been funny…but it wasn’t.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Well, first off I will have to thank you for not bothering with the Lady Ga Ga video, not a fan.
Second, do you seriously still rock the calculator watch? Either way, it doesnt make you uncool but do you have the need to do maths on the fly on a regular basis?
Just askin’
Peace and thanks for the update.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:18 am
LMAO watching Lady Gaga as Willy Wonka…
October 26th, 2009 at 8:17 am
I have to say, I’ve never read a music video review before. You have to wonder who some of these directors are and where they learned anything. Or, perhaps they never learned anything in the first place.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Hey I have one of those calculator wacthes now!! I don’t know if I exactly rock it, but i do wear it, I’ve had it for years and guess I never thought it was to uncool…lo.l..
October 29th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I liked your sceme over the music video, but I have got to say that I am more interested in the Lady Gaga/Willy Wonka-topic. Both the characters really are odd ones, and yes – they do have certain similarities. For example, the question arises: are they good or bad? Heroes or villains?
Who knows?