Well I decided to do it today, for the first time in awhile…I swear!
I’ve been trying to quit for awhile now…but today, I broke down and there is some good news!
I used to google “The Nooge” and have my myspace page come up 2nd or 3rd, well good news people, I’m #1 now! Yeah #1 used to be an obituary, so that’s good that I passed him…I guess.
Other fun search results:
#5 Urban Dictonary Defines “The Nooge”, there are actually 5 results here are a selection of those results:
1. Nooge
a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.
a geek.
Mark Wright couldn’t be more of a nooge if he tried.
4. Nooge
derived from the Portugese word for “ugly”
Source: Urban Dictionary
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I have to tell you 4 seems like a load of crap to me…maybe I’m partial…to me?
Also I found that some guy posts on that site and calls himself the Nooge, I guess he is defending all of “The Nooge”s out there.
What about the Image Results?
A big ol’ picture of me!
And then…a bunch of images that aren’t me, like Alicia Sacramone (who…is hot…and I’m glad we are googled together), a Dog, Josh Beckett, and some weird old lady with a gun.
Here is what I learned today, Google isn’t as “smart” as it thinks it is, although I also learned I’m the coolest Nooge in the world.
I suggest everyone google’s themselves, see what happens, and let me know.
The Nooge






















