The fabled half man-half vampire known as Wesley Snipes won’t be making anymore “Blade” films anytime soon. Well, unless the films deal with Blade not filing tax returns for three years and how he tries to escape from prison, because that’s exactly where Snipes will be the next three years and that’s exactly the reason why. If I may be frank here, what kind of an idiot doesn’t pay taxes for three years and expects nothing to happen? Probably the same kind of idiot who would think that giving the judge a letter from Woody Harrelson that said how great of a friend you are, would get you off the hook. I’m fairly certain that letter was made out of hemp, by the way. But at least Denzel Washington came to the rescue with his letter: “Wesley is like a tree — a mighty oak.” Yeah, that’s going to do the job. Anytime you compare a man to a tree, especially with Woody Harrelson still lingering in your brain, I’m sure that’s really going to make you feel confident. Honestly, they would have been better off handing the judge a copy of “White Men Can’t Jump.” Or, perhaps the best possible thing he could have done was paid his damn taxes. Have fun in the big house, Wes.
taxed out,
Matt
April 25th, 2008 at 9:26 am
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Mike Harmon